Glen Quagmire
Glen Quagmire
Character from Fox's Family Guy cartoon. Quite probably the most perverted character ever to make it onto network television. Concerning Quagmire, date rape was a recurring theme.
Despite the show's cancellation, he has developed a cult following.
Quotes
- Alllllright.
- Giggidy giggidy giggidy!
- I felt guilty once but she woke up half way through.
- Wait, hold the phone, you took me away from a swedish girly-girl and her paralyzed but trusting cousin for this?
- So, you ladies ever been penetrated?
- Face it Peter, you're an easy mark. You couldn't be more of a sucker if you were wrapped in plastic with a stick coming out of your ass.
- HEY, GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN... well hello lips, legs, breasts, and ass.
- Let's blow this sausage fest and hit the international house of tail.
- Hey, Pedro, we're heading down to The Drunken Clam for a couple of beers, and I'm gonna shake the lady tree and see what falls out.
- Here's to The Drunken Clam, boys, where they don't ask for proof of age and neither do I
- Hey ladies, I don't want to come between you... or do I?
- Hey baby, you're parked, right? Because you got fine written all over you.
- If I could rearrange the dictionary I'd put U and I together
- Hey Peter, Lois, whoa..... You guys got a towel?
- (On answering the door almost naked) Hey, sorry Lois. I didn't mean to point
- (On finding a cheerleader tied up in the mens' bathroom) Dear Diary.. Jackpot!
- Hey everybody, I was just jerk....ed out of a deep sleep.
